If you would work in a cubicle, this is the stuff you could expect from your co-workers

Here is a little treat for this boring weekend. Enjoy

And another collection of sexy hot women and some numbers

Another example of something that never happens to us Hot women and a Lambo

Funny stand up comedy about being broke

Now  here is something useful for us men, 12 extremely hot pictures of Gemma Atkinson (Yeah, daughter of Mr. Bean!!) …and some useless numbers at the bottom of each picture

This is one hot piece I would like to …. See the rest here

In the Navy, in the Navy…

So here is a nice walkthrough of things we as men should avoid while having sex with women. Never thought it would be such a long list, but well women

1) NOT KISSING FIRST
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her
feel like you’re paying by the hour and trying to get your money’s worth by
cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of
foreplay.

2) BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well,there’s a
difference between being erotic and blowing as if you’re trying to
extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

3) NOT SHAVING
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you
rake repeatedly across your partner’s face and thighs. When she turns her
head from side to side, it’s not passion, it’s avoidance.

4) SQUEEZING HER BREAST
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they
get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5) BITING HER NIPPLES
Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples, then clamp down like they’re
trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive.
They can’t stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your
tongue across them is good. Pretending they’re a doggie toy isn’t.

6) TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and
thumb like you’re trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on
the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

7) IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and
West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you’ve
ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So
start paying them some attention.

8 ) GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled
fingers and underpants.  If you’re going to be that aggressive, just ask
her to take the damn things off.

9) LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT
Condom disposal is the man’s responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

10) ATTACKING THE CLITORIS
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along
side of the clitoris.

11) STOPPING FOR A BREAK
Women, unlike men, don’t pick up where they left off. If you stop, they
plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she’s not there, keep
going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

12) UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the
waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant
present, not a kid’s toy.

13) GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the
material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

14) BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still
believe that the vagina is where it’s all at. No sooner is your hand down there
than you’re trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in
principle, but if you’re not careful, it can hurt – so don’t get carried
away. It’s best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of
her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

15) MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY
You’re attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in
the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

16) UNDRESSING PREMATURELY
Don’t force the issue by stripping before she’s at least made some move
toward getting your stuff off, even if it’s just undoing a couple of
buttons.

17) TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.

18) GOING TOO FAST
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can
do is pump away like an industrial power tool – she’ll soon feel like an
assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly,
with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

19) GOING TOO HARD
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach,
the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few
seconds.

20) COMING TOO SOON
Every man’s fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites
of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

21) NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the
mark of a sex god, but to her it’s more likely the mark of a numb vagina.
At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her
interest while you’re playing Marathon Man.

22) ASKING IF SHE HAS COME
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you
really don’t know, don’t ask.

23) PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY
Don’t act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth
down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her
clitoris.

24) NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN
Men persist in doing this until she’s eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it
will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It’s about
three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to
use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

25) NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes
it. When she’s performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do
what’s necessary.

26) MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO
Don’t thrust. She’ll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie
there. And don’t grab her head.

27) TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over
them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

28) MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does
all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn’t feel quite so
much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

29) ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow
directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don’t think that being
drunk is an excuse.

30) TAKING PICTURES
When a man says, “Can I take a photo of you?” she’ll hear the
words “to show my buddies.” At least let her have custody of them.

31) NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring
honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all
handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

32) SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS
There is no less erotic noise. It’s as sexy as a belching contest.

33) ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she’s a
Romanian gymnast, don’t get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner
with snapped hamstrings.

34) LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they
have a prostate. Women don’t.

35) GIVING LOVE BITES
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the
neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and
jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

36) BARKING INSTRUCTIONS
Don’t shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It’s not a big
turn-on.

37) TALKING DIRTY
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900 line.
If she likes nasty talk, she’ll let you know.

38) NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and
she might even do the same for you.

39) SQUASHING HER
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too
heavily, she will turn blue.

40) THANKING HER
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a
soup kitchen.

The newest edition to the family of internet cables that lie all over the world.

Pictured here is the newest high tech cable that carries internet traffic between Britain and New York being laid at a secret location on the south coast of England.

Most people think the internet is beamed around the planet by satellites. In fact, 90 per cent of global internet traffic is carried by a vast cable network, thousands of miles of which snake under the oceans.

The two busiest internet hubs are New York and London, and nine cables link them. But the one pictured here is the Atlantic’s newest and most advanced submarine cable system and is so powerful that it could carry the entire internet content in both directions even if the other eight lines failed simultaneously.

The super-high-speed cable stretches 3,800 miles along the seabed from New York and is then buried six feet under the sand when it reaches land at this north Cornish beach.

The precise location is secret for fear of terrorist sabotage, and until recently these pictures have never been published before. The Daily Mail was granted permission once all interested parties agreed the beach is unidentifiable.

Having made its way under the beach, the cable snakes through the hills behind to emerge through a nondescript hole beneath the floor of a surgically clean control room in an anonymous facility several miles away.

The actual cable itself isn’t much wider than a garden hose. But flashing through the eight fibre-optic lines bundled inside its narrow confines is enough bandwidth for 20 million people.

Every second, 3.2 terabits of data can fire down the cable, each single piece taking 0.00072 seconds to complete the 7,600-mile return journey from here to the US.

Apollo’s speed is courtesy of ultra high powered lasers, one in the UK, the other in New York, that blast the signal down the fibre-optic lines.

As no light source is powerful enough to retain its intensity over such vast distances, electrical repeaters costing £1 million each – and fed by a 10,000-volt current that runs through the cable itself – are attached at 30-mile intervals to amplify the signal.

Although there have been undersea cables connecting Britain and the US since the late 19th century, until 1956 these could only handle Morse code.

Data capacity of a single cable has increased 80,000 times in just 20 years. When the first fibre-optic system went live in 1988 a single cable could carry 2,500 calls at once.

In the mid-Nineties, with the introduction of optical amplifiers that boosted laser signals, the capacity on a single cable rose to the equivalent of 60 million phone calls. Apollo’s cable can transfer data equivalent to 200 million phone calls.

So next time you take the kids to the beach just don’t dig too deep or you might wipe out my internet connection.